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“stereotypes of the types” by PoojaShmooja

INTJ: “Crackpot”
All facts which don’t fit their theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better.

INTP: “Nerd”
What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards????

“How each type changes their car’s oil on a Saturday afternoon”, posted later by distraction tactics

INTJ: Hacks into onboard computer with laptop to tweak air/fuel ratio for top effiency and performance. Installs a system for switching between the two modes using the stereo preset buttons.

INTP: Changes oil with little trouble, feels a surge of pride. Helps INTJ friend program morse-coded messages into the signal lights.

Later, Geoff said:
I think the INTP one was wishful thinking. More like
INTP : Forgets oil needs replacing after draining, while daydreaming about a fantastic idea for using the wings of butterflies to solve the world’s energy crisis. Drives away oblivious.

Me: This reminds me of the time we changed the oil in the V-6 Camry and forgot to replace the plug. I think it was getting ready to rain at the time, so there may have been mitigating influences…. Two oil changes in 15 minutes.

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